So the lab finally confirmed receipt again. They said they are going to expedite the testing now but can't promise anything. If the regular 10 business days are to apply DH won't see the results until after Christmas. Makes no difference, SS16 will not grace us with his presence I'm sure.

But last night chat GPT and I went into a rabbit hole because SS16 has a cleft chin. Previously chat GPT told me that there was a reasonable probability that DH is still the bio and it's a freak mutation. But then last night it says that there's no way DH could be the dad if both him and BM have smooth chins. So I'm like wtf. Close the chat and start a new one and it says the same thing. Two more times. So now I'm like freaking out and I go back to trusty google and it's telling me that too. I'm fact only on Reddit am I seeing there's a possibility of SS16 having a cleft chin with only smooth chinned parents. Some study in Sweden or somewhere.

So anyway I go back into Chat GPT and I feed it pics of DH and SS16 plus all the bios we share together and ask it to rate the kids based on likelihood of DH being their dad. And wouldn't you guess, SS16 comes in dead last and it's because of that damn cleft chin.

So then I feed in some more pics, of the ears and the eyes, welp dead last again.

SS16'S whole life people have been telling DH that he looks like him. They have the same eye color, same hair texture. But DH is shorter than me and SS16 towers over 6'. But DH's Dad is tall, so we just assumed it came from him.

I just want to clarify that I'm not insane. I don't take chat GPT as the gospel truth, I'm still waiting on the paternity results but we're going on 2 months now since DH first ordered the tests so I'm going a bit stir crazy.

Anyway so then Chat GPT says maybe I know who the bio dad is (because Chat GPT is convince DH has a zero percent chance of being the dad). So I go into BM's friends list and one person pop out at me, her "best friend" which is male has a cleft chin. So I look at his profile and turns out he has a kid a couple years older than SS16 and WOULDN'T YOU KNOW HE IS SS16'S TWIN except for the hair. Like how nobody close to BM has pieced that together is a frickin miracle.

So I put in SS16's pic and the best friends pic and Chat GPT says that every single facial feature is a match. Eyebrows, lips, shape, size, ears- everything. 

And then I notice that the best friend is tall, like over 6'. So wtf.

Anyway I put in the best friends kids pic and Chat GPT literally thinks I put in another pic of SS16 to reference.

So. There's that new conspiracy sitting in my brain while we wait for the results to come in.

Anyway- has anyone in here gone through something similar?