So Pumpkinhead (OSS29) is a Dad and to celebrate his WIFE'S birthday, he basically had a no hands spaghetti and wing eating contest with ZERO eating utensils. 

A heartwarming photo of Pumpkinhead slurping down spaghetti hands-free while holding Baby Squash with his left hand on his left knee-- who is looking on in amazement and will no doubt copy the oafish and disgusting manners of her feral father.   Absolutely vile and disgusting.  Seems the wife, who seems like a nice girl, thinks it is funny too!  YIKeS!