Thinkthrice wrote:

So it just dawned on me that the reason why Baby Squash didn't get Pumpkinhead's last name is because they don't want to be associated with Chef's family name nor have Baby Squash have Chef's family name either.

Pretty radical. You would think Chef was a mass murderer, notorious historical figure or serial killer!

I wonder how long it will be before Pumpkinhead legally changes his surname?

Now that is some industrial strength PAS!

We always said that DH was treated as if he was a child molester. The "punishments" never fit the so-called crimes. The ridiculousness is laughable! 
Gawd, I can't believe they're begging for baby clothes online. Internet panhandling. Gotta love it. 

Wow. Thier dedication to detach from reality is profound.  

I am sorry for Chef that his Cucurbitaceous progeny is so committed to their vegetable level of existence that they are attenuating whatever quality they might have by dooming the next gen to just more of the same.  BM will always be the queen of the compost pile.  Nothing more.  Sadly, Baby Squash will likely just feed BM's compost biome. 

Last edited by Rags (2/02/2026 4:45 pm)

Just want to put it out there that Chef's sons all look like the Girhippo.  Aka exceptionally super plain w/o makeup.  Pumpkinhead's wife seems like a nice lady and genuinely beautiful on the inside. 

But poor Baby Squash looks like another Girhippo clone at this point.  Others have commented that she looks exactly like Pumpkinhead when he was a baby... which is not a good thing.